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deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.
After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?
by deucerocket November 8, 2010
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Packabowl's Cannon

A variation on the Title "Pachabell's Cannon," A famous classical round.

Definition: Pack a bowl (of mariwan or crack or whatever)
"Are you 'bout ready to packabowl's cannon?"
"Nah man, you got me fUcked up.
by Deskin' October 19, 2007
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stuffing the cannon

When one cuts the sides of an individual's underwear then proceeds to fuck, or "stuff" the said underwear into the individual's anus until the underwear is completely within the individual.
Jesse totally stuffed his girlfriend's cannon last night... she's still in the hospital, but she's totally into stuffing the cannon.
by McWacket November 28, 2013
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potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...
SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.
by The Rek-r November 21, 2019
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tight cannon

The opposite of a loose cannon. Someone with many boundaries. Also Kendra
Look how well these spreadsheets are organized. She’s one tight cannon.
by Yoyodad October 9, 2019
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Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)
After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.
by DutchCannon January 4, 2018
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mud cannon

when you pull out of a bitch's ass real fast and there's still shit on it and you fire it in her pussy wicked hard
i gave marie the dirty ole mud cannon last night, and i might now have an infection
by zachsplat420 March 19, 2017
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