4 definitions by derfferguson
Tom: “Guys what if like dolphins could understand us and we could switch bodies?”
Jerry: “Stfu Tom you’re acting like a Cyeetard.”
Jerry: “Stfu Tom you’re acting like a Cyeetard.”
by derfferguson April 17, 2020
Jeff: Yo bro, my girlfriend pulled a Dirty Roeszele last night. It was sick
Bob: No way, that’s litty af
Bob: No way, that’s litty af
by derfferguson May 23, 2020
The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.
Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night
by derfferguson April 18, 2020
The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.
Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
by derfferguson April 17, 2020