Parker
Absolutely awesome friends, always supportive, clumsy, funny, athletic, and always a guy that will have your back
Parker is awesome.
Parker by pseudonym#@$%1\ February 6, 2017
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parkingasm
The incredible, nearly sexual, feeling one experiences when getting the best parking spot in the lot.
Johnny whipped his car into the front row parking spot and I clearly saw the parkingasm he experienced.
parkingasm by Doc Jay April 10, 2008
parking lot hoe
"You fucked that girl, Jordan?"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"
parking lot hoe by Jordan Mack June 20, 2009
parking ticket
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
parking ticket by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2015
Parker
An amazing person in general. Makes a great boyfriend/girlfriend and always puts others before themselves. They always have a dad joke at the ready and loves sending pick up lines to their crush/ lover. While they can get very angry very fast, it’s not their fault. Parker has had a very traumatic past and has a messed up family life. Also most likely trans and has a great sense of style.
Parker by Cows.arent.sheep October 4, 2018