Public Transportation Loser 

A person, usually a drama queen woman, who loudly broadcasts her relationship woes on Public transportation via cell phone.

As II sat on the L I had to listen to an hysterical Public Transportation Loser scream at her baby daddy for the entire trip.

Public Transportation Loser by KImCobain October 18, 2015

public condomnation 

1. The act of performing "raincoated" intercourse in front of a crowd of people, to demonstrate/promote the practice of safe sex.

2. Noisy/widespread denouncement of latex-based birth control in favor of abstinence or rhythm-based copulation. In this case, the term is often uttered in a sarcastic/disgusted tone, where the speaker feels that the outspoken actor is behaving hypocritically, since he himself either does not actually practice celibacy/safe sex, or he does other obnoxious/abrasive/irresponsible actions in his own life that cause others far more burden/emotional pain/distress than would be produced by young lovers' having sex while wearing protection.

I get so totally turned off by those bible-blabbers and their public condomnations on the radio every week , especially when we all know that a good half of them secretly screw around themselves when nobody's watching!

public condomnation by QuacksO October 27, 2015

public wanking

Someone who tries to secretly jack off in public

Gavin has proved public wanking is possible.

public wanking by TheLittleDickToucher March 6, 2017

Public Jerk 

When you masterbate in public and you cum on a cute girl or guy in public

"Hey I got arrested doing a public jerk to my teacher"

Public Jerk by Person54 May 23, 2018

Public Adjuster 

Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.

When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.

Public Adjuster by urbancreaterdude May 31, 2018

public glammer 

Usually used by a person that do their makeup on the subway, train, bus, plane or in a taxi.
These people usually fucks up their makeup and looks weird in front of everyone else.

"I just saw a public glammer on the bus, her makeup didn't end up that well." " I don't understand public glammers, I can't do it, I just mess up my brows and my wing."

public glammer by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018

Public bathroom roulette 

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.

1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!

Public bathroom roulette by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018