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A small unincorporated community in Sussex County Delaware. People often move here thinking they’re in paradise only to find out its a drug ridden shithole that contains the eldery and people that couldn't tell you what 2+2 is. People that reside in this community assume you must be loaded if you don’t live in a trailer. Long Neck serves as Rehoboth Beach’s armpit.
Friend 1: “You think you could spot me a few bucks till payday?”
Friend 2: “Damn bro you sound like them parking lot beggars down in Long Neck”
Long Neck by akazam March 23, 2019
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long island 

An island about 125 miles in length that is located right outside of NYC's borough of Queens. It consists of both Nassau County and Suffolk County. It is known for Nassau County's beaches and the yocals of Suffolk County.
Whenever I want to get away from NYC, I visit the beach in long island.
long island by toast455 July 22, 2005

long-sword 

When she walked by I whipped out my long-sword
long-sword by hoboace October 11, 2007

long johns 

another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans and wear them down low.
yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower
long johns by joe mills March 28, 2007

Long Island MacArthur Airport 

A mid-sized regional airport, a little bigger than La Guardia, located in Ronkonkoma NY, the center of Long Island. Southwest Airlines is the most busy there, with non-stop flights to Chicago, Las Vegas, Palm Beach, Ft Lauderdale, Orlando, Tampa, Baltimore, and Nashville. American Airlines is the second most busiest, with non-stop flights to Cleveland and Atlanta. Delta has non-stop flights to Cincinatti and Atlanta. Continental flys non-stop to Boston, and US-Air flys non-stop to Philadelphia. Other small airlines come and go. There is also a flight school there, with LOTS AND LOTS of small planes (cessna, piper, beechcraft ect.), which are also rentable.
It cost less to use LI MacArthur rather than JFK or La Guardia.

long story, no plot 

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.
"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."

long island iced tea 

What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.

Also, a "one way ticket to drunkville".

(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 glasses of water)
I knew I was going to get laid when she started ordering Long Island Iced Tea.