longneck

A large beer with a tapered 'long' neck.
Usually 750ml, can be 800ml.
Similar to a '40 in the USA.

"Pass me another longie/longneck."
"You want Toohey's New or VB?"

by Diego July 18, 2003

longneck

Longneck the devastating disease causing someone to believe they are a quality rapper. The Longneck is highly contagious, some early symptoms which can be noticed are purchasing $20 worth of beer, or identifying the forest as your home. If you start moving your hands in strange ways and making mouth motions that make no sense, it is recommended that you consult with a doctor as this most likely means you have contracted longneck.

You: "See that delusional rapper counting dollar bills in the forest"
Your friend: "Yeah stay away from that dude he has a mean case of longneck"

by THELONGNECK February 14, 2016

longneck

A type of beer bottle with a long tapered thin neck at the top.

We drank beer from longnecks without using a glass.

by p July 1, 2003

longneck

a vegetarian. comes from long necked animals being herbivores.

youve had enough salad, eat some beef you longneck

by seanom October 7, 2007

longnecker

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.

Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."

by hawke4me April 19, 2015

Longneck

Any person or thing that has a longneck. Most comonly referred to the Diplodocus, a dinosour, which was well known for having a long neck.

Recently, Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) from The Hunger Games has been known for having a long neck. Some people have given her the nickname Katneck Everlong. A mixture of her name and a refernce to her long neck.

Jennifer Lawrence is a longneck.

by Foxface July 28, 2012

Longneck

Person who can swallow any duck whole

“Man she got that longneck ;)”

by Jae20 August 4, 2019