Accuntability

Taking responsibility for the actions of one's dirtay vajayjay.

Denise: I fucked ten ponies last night.

Thad: Bitch, you needsta take some accuntability fo' yo' self.

by Cuntgratulations! April 9, 2010

Agcent

The faint okie accent people of Kern County California have.

Person 1: "What are ammonds?"
Person 2: "He's talking about almonds, he just has a Bakersfield agcent."

by scoopdiddywhoop June 4, 2018

Post acceptance depression

The depression high school students experience after being accepted to college. It comes with the realization that they have to wait 8 months or more until they are 'out of this shit town'.

Mom: why are you acting so "emo"
Kid: you're not cool and I'm suffering from post acceptance depression, Just leave me alone to stalk the college facebook group message boards and listen to asher Roth.

by Wirffkes January 15, 2010

online acceptance letter

the coldest, most impersonable way to get denied from the college of your dreams. ironically, a few days after you see that those fuckers denied you virtually, you get a letter that denies you all over again.

Boy:Hey, I heard you applied to Dartmouth!
Girl: Yeah I looked up a copy of my online acceptance letter, and I found out they fucking rejected me.

by oh_hawt_dayum December 19, 2008

social acceptance morph

a social acceptance morph (SAM) is a person with a servile need to be liked. This person has a fluid personality that changes depending on the social situation or whom they are with. Social acceptance morphs are the people usually described as "nice" or "sweet," and they are often the most popular people in any given situation. Upon meeting a SAM, you will feel as if you have met your new best friend--someone who shares all your same interests and laughs at all your jokes. For this reason, a SAM has many infatuated admirers and people who think they are really good friends. Unfortunately, these interactions are not authentic. In most cases, a SAM has very few real friends. It is the tragic circumstance of a SAM that s/he, because of the constant need to please and morph to suit those around, has no real idea who s/he is.

Actually, Bob really has no interest in rock climbing, he's just a SAM.

Honestly, the only reason Olivia laughed at your joke and said studying sociology was fascinating is because she is a social acceptance morph.

by vedaslade April 3, 2010

accunt

adjective meaning "very cunt-like"

My history teacher is wicked accunt

by SuicideFLip February 27, 2005

Social acceptance

Something you don't need.

"I don't need social acceptance. I want to be my own individual person."

by ObviouslyGay June 16, 2018