Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping
“To schlump.”
Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping
“To schlump.”
Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.
*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”
*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”
*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”
*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”
*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”
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Coming from the german word "schlummern (to
take a peaceful nap) it is used to describe a person who is often tired and always wants to take a tiny little nap. Pronunciation: ʃlʊmi:
You can also use it to describe the action of taking said little nap. A Schlummi is often rather short and can be done anywhere at anytime.
It brings you peace an love. You should try it.
take a peaceful nap) it is used to describe a person who is often tired and always wants to take a tiny little nap. Pronunciation: ʃlʊmi:
You can also use it to describe the action of taking said little nap. A Schlummi is often rather short and can be done anywhere at anytime.
It brings you peace an love. You should try it.
Sophie just took a nap in the lecture... she is such a Schlummi.
After having lunch it's time for a Schlummi.
After having lunch it's time for a Schlummi.
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