The newest extreme sport where an individual proceeds to lie down, straight as a plank, face down, on a car a bench, etc.. and then have your photo taken in that position, and then put the picture on the world wide web.
George: Dude you won't plank on Jake's car.
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!
by George Sfik September 24, 2011
Get the Planking mug.A slang term for a bed or place of slumber (typically used for only one night). Oftentimes, refers to a spare bed or couch that can be used to crash overnight, yet the definition allows for any sleeping place (ex. mat, floor, extra lawn chair, etc.).
Friend One: "Bro I'm coming back to Toronto for a night, can a mandem bless me a plank?"
Friend Two: "Ahh don't worry fam, I just got a spare bed"
Friend Two: "Ahh don't worry fam, I just got a spare bed"
by tits4toby August 19, 2017
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Phonkin or Fonkin is a Bay Area word for being at War with a Rival. Beefing It comes from “funky” Like when 2 dudes fighting and they heated, sweating and bloody aka funky.
I cant go pick up my girl in her neighborhood without a banger cuz we Phonkin wit niggas on that side.
by Vee510 July 6, 2018
Get the Phonkin mug.When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.
They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.
Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!
They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.
Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!
by LubeyLube December 7, 2011
Get the parents planking mug.A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.
Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"
Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"
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