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a torture method used on children 5 days a week. Sometimes on weekends as well.
I hate maths!
I don't understand maths.
by HelloKittyLover66 October 26, 2022
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Maths

The work sheet that my computer blocked me from downloading because it was apparently a virus.
Maths is stupid
by Rimy Jobbs November 17, 2022
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Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023
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Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.
Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-
by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023
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mathspace

an online maths learning website. students may describe as the worst form of torture on gods green earth
id rather die than use mathspace
by larper123 February 25, 2024
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Maths

The top-dog British twatty way of saying the inferior math.
"Maths is shit better than math, innit bruv?"
by morgiemuscle March 22, 2024
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Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
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