wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale
by Pauljtmofo February 06, 2008
He is the sexiest man you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold, and will do anything for you. He loves mountains, and if you ever lose him, he's probably hiking in the alps somewhere taking pictures. He normally goes by "Brawny Man" because of his sexy beard that not many people can pull off. He loves girls that have the name Chelsea, and will end up marrying one. but only because they're awesome. He is always traveling and meeting new people. His favorite kind of food to eat is Kashi. And his favorite place to live is nowhere. He enjoys putting a hamock in between two trees and calling it his home. He moves around alot, so dont get too attached, even though it'd be hard not to, because he's a perfect person. He's easy to love, fun to be around, and always willing to listen. And probably the sexiest man to walk the planet. kthanksbye.
Woahhh loook at Christopher Brooks, id love to hit that (; oh wait... i already did, because my name is Chelsea.
by Chelseakthanksbye August 18, 2011
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A fat patato that nobody likes , he’s a cheater and he uses girls , has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a really small crooked penis
by Yourhoe123 February 23, 2018
A FAT Patato who uses girls & has a girlfriend who is cheating on him because he has a small dick , he’s a fuckboy and lies .
by Yourhoe123 February 23, 2018
Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them
Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:
by iclpmotspmots March 03, 2022
An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.
Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."
Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."
If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.
by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011