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school-shot 

to get one's dumbass shot in a school
That bitch got school-shot for her antics ong
school-shot by Merriam_Webster___ October 6, 2021

School News 

Did you listen to thank u, deb?

Is that a School News song?
Yes, it is!
School News by schoolnews1 October 12, 2021

school opener 

A softer version of the term 'school shooter'.
Everyone remarked how school sucked, so I became a school opener because of them.
school opener by SleepyShard October 16, 2021

School Nurse 

When you bury your face so deep between her butt cheeks while eating her from the back that you wake up the next morning with Pink Eye.
After Todd's 4th School Nurse, he realized he needed to work on his technique or stockpile Pink Eye ointment.
School Nurse by Teddy Jaymse November 25, 2021

School Lunch 

"School Lunch." School is the worst and lunch is okay, but put together it's pure shit wound together by strings of raisins, boogers, and mystery meat.
Melissa had been taken into the ER because she ingested school lunch: Lunch Lady Barb's "mushroom Jello" which was gelatinous cream of mushroom soup.
an annoying card that has a picture of you on it like you were in a mugshot, homeroom teacher, grade, name of school, and your name . typically have to be worn on your neck and usually gotten in middle school and higher. WILL IRRITATE SENSITIVE SKIN
wtf my school id made me itch so much i have a rash on my neck
school id by *NINJAGO* December 8, 2021