a WANKER who's a wannabe GANGSTER. hooded teenage thugs from estates in north west london, who would rob primary school kids from their kentucky friend chicken while listening to 50 cents in their walkman...
A wankspank is someone who thinks he is so cool but is really the tosser of the town. He will say rude remarks for no reason and be the hugest wanker to all the girls. He will think he is so popular when really he has 25 friends on facebook and gets invited to 1 social event a year, which is back-to-school night.
'Can you please fuck off you Wankspank!!'
'OMG, why would he invite the Wankspank of the town, he never gets invited anywhere'