Pookdook

When you’re having stomach cramps because you have to use the restroom but once you get to the restroom the cramps go away, and you no longer need to use the restroom.

I had to use the restroom but when I actually got in the restroom I didn’t even have to use it, it was just a pookdook.

by C0deez March 11, 2023

Porked

Insulting someone who fell for a dumb scam.

You dumb as shit bro, you seriously got porked by that guy?

by SlangerDanker May 21, 2023

pookadron

poo-ka-dron

a person that is stinky and smells like farts

Guy 1 - "Hey pookadron"
Guy 2 - "Were not friends anymore!"

by anonymous September 25, 2023

poopediescoopscoopdidywoopscoopdidiooptdidywoop

word for annoying

"Ugh, Kyle is so poopediescoopscoopdidywoopscoopdidiooptdidywoop!"

by pootisbot October 15, 2023

Pooed air

Alternate terminology for a fart.

Oh oh! Pops just pooed air. Clear the room!

by Youpac November 9, 2023

Pookemia

Cancer caused by eating poop.

That stupid bitch died of pookemia for eating her own poop.

by gregben November 13, 2023

Pooker

Someone who's been smoking too much Crack and thinks he's seeing and hearing things that aren't there.

Dude, get the fuck out of my house if you're gonna act like a pooker.

by ForkInMyEye December 16, 2023