Porked

Accidental anal.

After prom, Danny got Porked in the ass

by gustebeast January 28, 2015

Porked

The past-tense of the work pork which means to penetrate or penetrated.

Oh man, I porked so many people last night at the party it wasn't even funny.

by lalaalaala May 25, 2005

Porked

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife

Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

To Pork or Not to Pork

The social dilemma that depicts a scenario in which you must decide between partaking in sexual intercourse with a pig who's gender will be determined by your preference with nobody ever finding out, or you can choose to not partake in sexual intercourse with the pig, but have everyone you currently know think that you did.

To be clear:
- Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.

Guy 1: Have you heard of the social dilemma: "To Pork or Not to Pork"? It kept me arguing for hours.

Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck a pig.

by porkypig332 December 05, 2020

to pork

To fuck or have sex with

Hey man your mom is really hot i want to pork her.
Hey nate shaw i bet you are thinking about porking your girlfriend while you jerk off

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 21, 2003

porking

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

by TonecasT February 04, 2004

porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

by Jason November 23, 2003