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Pookemia

That stupid bitch died of pookemia for eating her own poop.
by gregben November 13, 2023
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Poosemia

Poosemia is when microscopic bits of poo get into ur blood stream


History:
in the olden days they used to vaccinate children against it but now the vaccination has been abolished and now its in
his blood stream theres not much we can do

Symptoms:
when he sweats, his sweat will smell of poo, there are other symptoms too, he will get poo-shaped colourings on his skin, not unlike what ringworm looks
like when its present

Warning:
poosemia is very contagious!!!

Common Mistakes:
but actually, its impossiblre to catch it from that because poosemia is not a sexually transmitted infection
thats a very common mistake to make
... poor Kenny has caught the disease, Poosemia
by Wanky1 August 6, 2008
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pookeman

When you dress up as Pokémon and have a shit fight before performing oral with your partner.
Man Mary got a little crazy during the pookeman fight last night, I even got some in my eye.
by Wetwildwilly March 10, 2022
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