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Poosemia
Poosemia is when microscopic bits of poo get into ur blood stream
History:
in the olden days they used to vaccinate children against it but now the vaccination has been abolished and now its in
his blood stream theres not much we can do
Symptoms:
when he sweats, his sweat will smell of poo, there are other symptoms too, he will get poo-shaped colourings on his skin, not unlike what ringworm looks
like when its present
Warning:
poosemia is very contagious!!!
Common Mistakes:
but actually, its impossiblre to catch it from that because poosemia is not a sexually transmitted infection
thats a very common mistake to make
History:
in the olden days they used to vaccinate children against it but now the vaccination has been abolished and now its in
his blood stream theres not much we can do
Symptoms:
when he sweats, his sweat will smell of poo, there are other symptoms too, he will get poo-shaped colourings on his skin, not unlike what ringworm looks
like when its present
Warning:
poosemia is very contagious!!!
Common Mistakes:
but actually, its impossiblre to catch it from that because poosemia is not a sexually transmitted infection
thats a very common mistake to make
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