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ass tickets

by skeety mcskeeterson August 21, 2009
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fake tickets

Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!
by absolutben80 July 6, 2011
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Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.
I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....
by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020
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Tom Tucker

A referance to an unknown person

eg anyone whos identity who you are unsure of.
Megan you love Tom Tucker.
by feinian June 21, 2010
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Built like a bus ticket

To describe someone that is thin, weedy or gangly build.
Man#1 - "That Peter Crouch is some height"
Man#2 - "Yea, but he's built like a bus ticket"

OR

Man#1 - "He's a lanky streak of piss isn't he!?"
Man#2 - "Aye he's built like a bus ticket"
by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006
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Good Karma Ticket Fairy

Noun: A form of good luck given to those who win tickets (concert, movie, etc...) from a contest or sweepstakes. Often times used as a polite form of "Na-ne-na-na boo-boo, I got free stuff and you didn't!", it can also be used as a sincere way of expressing the joy of winning.

Whether these individuals deserve this good karma is not always relevant, but those undeserving folks who use this term can always pretend their good deeds were the source of their good fortune! (;
I was the 9th caller at the radio station and The Good Karma Ticket Fairy blessed me with 4 free tickets to see the new Harry Potter Movie! Who's jealous??? Maybe I won because I helped that little old lady across the street last week...? Hmmm...
by DeWinter July 7, 2007
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Tucker

A common name for an athletic and extremely physically fit dog.
That corgi's name is Tucker and he certainly lives up to it! He ran so fast you couldn't even see his little legs, not to mention his slim, sleek body!
by Marsha Johnson October 15, 2011
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