Enhancement Talent Shock

Makes other players, more specifically Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 players look extremely talented. Is also commonly known as a "Video Gamer Jobber".

These Enhancement Talent Shocks are not bad on purpose, but truly think they're the best and use excuses to explain their losses.

Lordy, there sure were a lot of Enhancement Talent Shocks at that tournament last night!

by The Steak Knife Thief November 26, 2010

Gas Shock

The look on a woman's face when you fart while she is blowing you. Synonymous with fart frown, shit-gas scowl, or gas grimace.

Super-sized bean burrito... $5.00. The gas shock on her face when you blow down on her while she is blowing you... priceless.

by -HEF- September 20, 2009

paycheck shock

One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.

My son experienced paycheck shock when he saw all the stuff deducted from his gross pay.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

System shock

The primitive yet ground-breaking game that was the precursor
to the sequel 'System Shock 2' which was way better.

System Shock won't run on my new computer without alot of tweaking because it's a dos game from way back when.

by Jim Butler April 17, 2006

hottie shock

euphoric feeling that is a result of close-up exposure to a really good-looking person, specifically Topcon Mike. Usually accompanied by an inability to concentrate, a feeling of light-headedness and uncontrollable smiling/giggling. Also causes a desire to scoop him up for both innocuus and illicit purposes. May also cause affected person to forget to breathe.

"After spending five minutes with Topcon Mike, I almost fainted from hottie shock! I totally couldn't think straight."

by K.M.S. April 13, 2007

Prophylactic Shock

When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.

Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.

by Gunnat Nation December 5, 2010

PPSD: Post Potter Shock Disorder

Post Potter Shock Disorder. A person with PPSD suffers from psychological shock and numbness to the realization that Harry Potter is truly over. Symptoms of PPSD may include:

-Drawing a lightning bolt on one's forehead or, in more extreme cases, self-inflicting an actual scar

-Re-reading the entire series in the hope that an eighth book will magically appear, then crying when it isn't there.

-Watching all 8 movies in one day

-Staying in the theater long after the credits for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two roll, staring at the screen with a zombie-like expression.

-Constantly quoting the books and/or movies, and shouting spells during moments of need

-Calling up other Potter-heads and discussing their inability to believe that it is over

-Feeling as if their best friend who grew up with them has died

-Planning Harry Potter related events

-Having a strong urge to recreate the movies, film parodies, or write a sequel series.

See that kid over there writhing on the floor crying and hugging a Harry Potter book? Yeah man, he totally has PPSD: Post Potter Shock Disorder.

by PotterFan12 July 17, 2011