scronkey

something that hits the window as a result of a violent sneeze

"that's the last scronkey thats gonna be hittin that window for a long time."

by anjel September 26, 2003

shlonk

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it

Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk

by Crunchy Biscuits78 May 19, 2019

shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Shrinker

An individual that has aged to the point that they are no longer growing, but in fact shrinking.

My 90 year old neighbor is a shrinker. My parents are shrinkers.

by Cyanna February 4, 2010

Shonk

A purely graphical description of bryophytic vegetation in Jay Gatsby's gardens that allows for the derivative of the tracheophytic dream of Daisy.

Like the unattainment of the American Dream, shonk festered and parasitised West Egg, and all the world that had seemed real to Jay Gatsby.

by The Waddler November 2, 2004

shrinkle

v; to shrinkle: to shrivel or to wrinkle -- to decrease in size by becoming slightly withered and sad looking

adj; the art of being shriveled and wrinkled, and overall pretty pathetic and old looking

The plant shrinkled as it grew older.

Old people are usually shrinkled-looking.

by Meg0mon April 20, 2007

shrinkles

Wrinkles that appear on a woman (usually in the facial region) after significant weight loss.

Mavis: 'ave you seen Doris of late? 'Er shrinkles are 'orrid!
Dorothy: Innit!

by mr. duffy October 18, 2008