90 percent

It is said that 90% of men masturbate and 60% of women, due to a some study a few years ago. Or 90% of the people admit to jacking off and the other 10% just lie about it.

Jeez, he 90 percents all the time so he doesn't get anything done.

by Hugh Ghass December 1, 2007

Percentage

Money, revenue, profit. As in 'percentage of take'; points.

"There's ain't no percentage in shooting the guy."

by Dinar November 15, 2007

pure righteousness

An event, action or thing that totally and utterly the shit. A person's life will remain incomplete untill they have experienced said righteousness. Once you have done said event, action or thing, all the world seems pure and right.

Oh man, I sex for the first time last night and it was pure righteousness!

by Rob Molina February 5, 2007

percentage advantage

The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.

by The wild wes January 17, 2015

Pure Energy

The gooey white substance that girls rarely swallow willingly. After release, you become tired.

Jake and Andrew but "pure energy" into a batch of cookies and fed them to rednecks.

by The Jewsquatch and Mr. Forbes January 18, 2009

Pure

When something is sick as fuck and there's no doubt about how tight that shit is.

Karl: Dude I just found a penguin tooth

Nik: That's pure.

by killerninja April 28, 2011

Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010