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Tyrone Trail Mix 

A mixture of empty stamp bags, pieces of foil, and cigarette butts.
Upon emptying Dave's pockets somewhere in Central Pennsylvania, a handful of Tyrone Trail Mix was discovered.
Tyrone Trail Mix by 1234655 May 16, 2021
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Alicante Pick n Mix 

A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.

First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.
Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.

All over the place like a cheap biscuit mix 

A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.
Situation1:

Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"

Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"

Situation2:

Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"

You aint got no pancake mix 

This is what is used to ward off phony campus preachers by shouting out the following "YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!" this is said repetitively until they walk away its proves to be very effective
Phony preacher: Join our religion thats not exactly Christianity or you will go to hell!

Real christian: YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

Trail Mix 

The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.

The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.

The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
My girlfriend was strokin' my shaft in the car and I closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment I ejaculated. I pissed my pants in fear and jizzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to Trail Mix onto the car stereo.

Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
Trail Mix by Captain Stratusphere September 1, 2010

Gerbil Mix

A mixture of seeds and stems ground together to be smoked after all the real weed is gone.
"There's no more bud, but we've still got some gerbil mix."
Gerbil Mix by xRoger_Dodgerx March 27, 2009