big lad noodle

The hottest sexiest man alive he will make you drip like a broken tap

Girl: Im cumming over Big Lad Noodle

by ILoveJizz27 June 29, 2020

Divorced bit-lad

Term used in mullingar(Ireland) to describe a lonely looking man.

"Come on up to the fling biyz, i'm standing here at the bar like a divorced bit-lad!"

"I believe Mallards is flittered with divorced bit-lads of a friday"

"Danger Byrnes is no place for a divorced bit-lad bowld gowl has no time for divorced bit-lads... go to the temple of doom where you belong you divorced bit-lad"

"I went to the cinema on my own like a proper divorced bit-lad"

by MrSkark September 28, 2005

solid lad

a person who tries so hard to do something but ultimately fails miserably

Guy 1: I tried so hard but I didnt complete the pass
Guy 2: r.i.p u solid lad

by pussyslayer3 January 25, 2016

sick lad

A person who shows not only attributes of a lad, but a sick lad.

Wow he just skulled that whole beer, what a sick lad!

by Darcholeo March 14, 2018

Mad lad

Someone who is able to do insane things with things holding them back
I.e. Christopher Aka Captain Crip

That mad lad captain crip won three awards this afternoon

by Ryan Buttersworth August 3, 2019

Spiffy Lad

(adjective) A decptive person who thinks he's sly when in reality he's just a dumb cunt.

(Person 1) I got a message from a big booty hoe on KIK, inviting me for hot webcam sex. ;)
(Person 2) You know that she's probably just a Spiffy Lad.
(Person 1) Fml :(

by ANONCUNT95 August 3, 2017

wii lad

A Nintendo fanboy, in reference to the console formerly known as the Nintendo Revolution.

A: Are you excited about the new Nintendo console?
B: Yeah, it's going to rock!
A: You are such a Wii Lad...

by Tesko Virgo May 13, 2006