Hometro

A guy who is highly metro sexual and awfully close to being a homo.

You got your chest waxed and a pedicure. Way to be a HOMETRO.

by Organized disorder August 28, 2010

homerow conversation

A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.

"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"

by justicerei January 17, 2012

Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

Homer Simpson

(Verb) Trying to fix a problem, but acting in a manner that actually results in a much worse and more complicated situation than to begin with.

That man says he will "drain the swamp", but in all likelyhood, he will just Homer Simpson it.

He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!

by Dark Thought Dave March 23, 2017

homert

If Hagrid and Voldemort were homos and had a baby together they would name him Homert. Homert also means a Hoe Merchant.

Yo bro he a Homert.

by Nanato June 23, 2018

Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

by Wafflebender July 10, 2018

Homercide

The act of killing anyone by the name of Bart.

Bart ate the pant so I choked him. That's the story of a terrible Homercide.
I yeeted Barts life.

by Homerfan November 28, 2018