Swoobs

Sweaty boobs

I've got some major swoobs today from this heat!

by Wafflebender August 26, 2015

blue cabbage

super veiny ball sack

Sally: Steve I would suck on your balls but your blue cabbage is really yucking me out.

Steve: I would say the same about your dirty sink. So I guess we're even.

by Wafflebender July 07, 2014

Dirty Sink

A yucked out vagina

That trick needs to get her dirty sink serviced

by Wafflebender May 08, 2015

BUI

Biking Under the Influence

I only had a couple shots, I thought I was okay to ride. But then I got popped for a BUI.

by Wafflebender April 25, 2015

Nardiac arrest

A sudden, sometimes temporary, cessation of the function of testicles.

I got dick punched so hard last night I went into nardiac arrest.

by Wafflebender May 18, 2015

Vagana Montana

When your vagina lives a double life.

Best of Both Worlds (as sung by Vagana Montana)

"You get the best of both worlds - chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

by Wafflebender July 11, 2018