14 definitions by Wafflebender

Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 17, 2015

Nardiac arrest

A sudden, sometimes temporary, cessation of the function of testicles.

I got dick punched so hard last night I went into nardiac arrest.

by Wafflebender May 17, 2015

Nasal Nut

To sneeze

Cindy sneezes
Tammy: God bless you Cindy!
Cindy: Wow 5 sneezes! I just busted a nasal nut!

by Wafflebender April 23, 2015

Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

by Wafflebender July 10, 2018

Cocking Stuffer

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.

Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

by Wafflebender December 14, 2018

Chilkoont

A Southeast Alaskan Native cunt

Allen: Man that girl is such a bitch!
Lone Wolf: Uhh, more like a massive Chilkoont...

by Wafflebender January 03, 2015

blue cabbage

super veiny ball sack

Sally: Steve I would suck on your balls but your blue cabbage is really yucking me out.

Steve: I would say the same about your dirty sink. So I guess we're even.

by Wafflebender July 07, 2014