“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”
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Steve: I would say the same about your dirty sink. So I guess we're even.
Steve: I would say the same about your dirty sink. So I guess we're even.
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Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
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