Definitions by Wafflebender

Cocking Stuffer 

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.

Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

Cocking Stuffer by Wafflebender December 14, 2018

Homer Boner 

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

Homer Boner by Wafflebender July 10, 2018

Volkswagen Pussat 

A German vagina.

Hans: Hey Günter, check out that girl over there - I'd sure like to take her Volkswagen Pussat for a spin!

Volkswagen Pussat by Wafflebender May 23, 2016

Swoobs

Sweaty boobs

I've got some major swoobs today from this heat!

Swoobs by Wafflebender October 7, 2015

Vagana Montana 

When your vagina lives a double life.

Best of Both Worlds (as sung by Vagana Montana)

"You get the best of both worlds - chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."

Vagana Montana by Wafflebender May 20, 2015

Nard attack 

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

Nard attack by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

Nardiac arrest

A sudden, sometimes temporary, cessation of the function of testicles.

I got dick punched so hard last night I went into nardiac arrest.

Nardiac arrest by Wafflebender May 19, 2015