drunk chat 

Chatting while inebriated on Facebook. Usually this results in apologetic posts the following day for the goofy behavior/demeanor from the night before

I need to quit the drunk chat. I told Susie last night that I wanted to smell her pussy

drunk chat by jamminjvg November 12, 2009

drunk mike 

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

drunk mike by hans September 20, 2004

Drunk Science 

Something two friends will do every once in a while that involves one friend mentioning alcohol, and once those friends are considerably drunk they don lab coats and goggles and begin to conduct science experiments, be them even scientific at all.

These experiments may include various animals or people, but usually are pointless yet fun up until you collapse from too much alcohol.

In the end the duo will wake up the following morning not being able to remember everything, but clearly seeing the mess from the previous night. It's technically a hangover except you confine yourself and said friend to the house.

See hangover

Clark: Hey Tom!
Tom: What?
Clark: Alcohol!
*some drinks later*
Both: Drunk Science!!
*Begins to conduct a myriad of experiments that involve riding a pig and giving a bear alcohol*
--The following morning--
Clark: ...What happened?
*sees the mess*
Tom: We have got to stop doing this...

Drunk Science by CinnamonAllSpiceLaFeva July 7, 2011

drunk cock wash  

when a girl is drunk out of her mind giving a blow job and right as he cums in her mouth she pukes up a combination of cum and all the alcohol she's pounded the hours prior all over his cock

I was so fucking hammered I accidentally gave Bobby the drunk cock wash . Do you think he'll call me?

drunk cock wash by skcnasty January 10, 2008

drunk fairy 

A small and mischevious fairy who will come visit you when you are drinking alcohol. Watch out...if she pokes you, you instantly become drunk. She will often do this without your knowledge. One minute you will be sober, then she will poke you and it's all over. She has also been known to get rough and do a little more than poke...not a good thing!

Claiming to have been poked (or worse) by the drunk fairy is a way for drunkards to blame someone other than themself for their getting sloshed.

David: "Did you see John last night? He was acting goofy and talking gibberish...he could hardly stand up. He must have been poked by the drunk fairy!"

Bob: "Poked?!? Nah...did you see him? He was WASTED. She must have punched him...probably kicked him in the nuts too!"

drunk fairy by Nicodemus 27 March 14, 2007

Drunk Dialing 

Calling someone on the phone, while intoxicated, to tell them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them

While Drunk Dialing my ex-mother-in-law, I explained to her exactly what was wrong with her son, including his sexual habits.

Drunk Dialing by cowsarecool July 24, 2009

Drunk Email 

Drunk emailing (drailing): while completely inebriated you foolishly believe 1) You're a prolific writer. 2) You're Poetic. 3) You're a comedian. 4) Not saving your sent messages will save you from complete and total embarassment - this only leads you to wonder what the heck you actually did say after typing for two hours. 5) Spell check hides your obvious drunkenness.

Sending a drunk email at 2am after drinking a 40 ouncer of vodka and hoping to endear yourself to your new man (or woman) by revealing past sexual exploits, and foolishing thinking he/she would be turned on after reading how you 'made it' with the entire band.

Drunk Email by drailer May 23, 2006