hans's definitions

texas-two-step

When you are driving, want to change lanes, and there is someone in the other lane...Quickly jerk the wheel into that lane but stay in your lane. This panics the driver and as they hit the brakes, you get the room you need to safely move into that lane.

This car will not let me over, time to do the texas two step.

by hans September 24, 2004

Scirocco

Production "sport coupe" made by VW in the 70s and 80s. Last year of production was 1988 in the US, which had for 3 years been offered with the kick-ass 1.8l 16v motor (86-88). Most Sciroccos have been destroyed by rust or accident, but are greatly loved by the poeple that still have them.

"What the hell was that thing?"
"I dunno, but it said Volkswagen on the back"

by Hans August 25, 2004

drunk mike

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

by hans September 20, 2004

eichhörnchen

squirrel in the german language

by Hans August 14, 2003

avoid like the plague

A phrased used when some one or thing is to be avoided at all cost.

ShOcKwAvE avoid him like the plague.

by Hans December 28, 2004

trust

hard won, easily lost, and never fully regained

I used to trust my wife, we had been married for 20 years, then one day I came home and she was fucking the mailman, since I can't trust her anymore she has to wear a tracking device at all times.

by Hans October 4, 2004

mouse-trap

the location where one keeps his cheese. A money clip or wallet.

"How much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?"

by Hans May 18, 2003