trust

hard won, easily lost, and never fully regained

I used to trust my wife, we had been married for 20 years, then one day I came home and she was fucking the mailman, since I can't trust her anymore she has to wear a tracking device at all times.

by Hans October 04, 2004

fish stick

a slang term for pot

hey pass that fish stick, i am going to get wasted

by hans September 02, 2008

mouse-trap

the location where one keeps his cheese. A money clip or wallet.

"How much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?"

by Hans May 18, 2003

MP5-SD5

noun -- Submachine gun with integral silencer. Machine Pistole made by Heckler and Koch.

That mofiglio was bustin' off caps on his MP5-SD5 all day.

by Hans September 22, 2003

drunk mike

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

by hans September 20, 2004

yeeleacho

sweet/strange chinese girl who knows every band on the planet. Her mom eats corn.

Help! I'm being attacked by yeeleacho!

by Hans April 06, 2005

magnum

Erick Zoolander's newest look.
Can stop ninja stars.

It's magnum!

by Hans February 05, 2004