climpy

Someone who has commited an act that can be deemed as stupid

"I can't use a pen because I shut my hand in the car door"
"What? You climpy"

by Paul Stinson January 16, 2008

cunt chomper

Similar to the 'carpet muncher' but different in a sense that someone called 'cunt chomper' is dirty and bull dikish :s

Rosie Odonell is a cunt chomper :P

by Landawg September 16, 2006

Whomp & Chomp

Whomp & Chomp means to jack off and suck another guy's dick.

After finishing his studying, my cadet roomie, Matt, always wants me to Whomp & Chomp his dick!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

clamp

A vagina so tight, you might as well fuck her ear.

I was making sweet love to Jen's clamp last night, long story short-my penis suffocated.

by Dong gobbler June 3, 2005

Clompliment

A compliment, but instead of being complimenting, it's more of a smack in the face.

"You looked really skinny today... What happend? BAM!"

"Ouch"

"Damn, I used another Clompliment didn't I?"

by 2nduseroftheclompliment January 16, 2010

clampstick

The proper form of chop sticks because of the simple fact that chopsticks do not chop. They, amazingly enough, clamp onto food.

I use clampsticks to eat my Chinese food.

by Mrrple April 2, 2007

chompfghk

The sound of eating, said when eating to amplify the eating.
eating. used much like *Yoink*

*Holds up a pot pie, proceeds to bite said pie. *Chompfghk*

by Maff October 31, 2007