Clompclomp

A girl who is extremely fat and never showers. The clompclomp typically looks like a man, has horrible acne and is socially rejected from everybody. The clompclomp's natural habitat is in the cafeteria and usually feasts on Chef Boyardee ravioli. It could also swallow a baby whole if it was hungry enough. It is also known that its hair can store many of her personal items because it is frizzy enough. Nobody dares to step in her territory or else they will be sucked into her bottomless black hole.

Did you smell the clompclomp today? It smells like she slept with her dead grandma!

Clompclomp by thatoneperson54354363 February 5, 2010

chompalompalus 

A very sweet housewife, provider of many, great cook, great cleaner,amazing singer, and good poetical look of life

Jamie is the first and original chompalompalus

chompalompalus by Hb28 June 17, 2017

clopclop 

A branch of slash pertaining to My Little Pony erotic literature.

"I want you all to vividly imagine the nerdlings featured on page 1 having a strong wank and a pot noodle to some clopclop. Yeah."

"Bro check out this new clopclop: 'You put a finger across her mouth with a shush and roll her over in the bed, turning up her striped belly. You kneel on the floor next to it and pull her gently to the edge, exposing her soft underside....'"

clopclop by antidamage September 9, 2011

Chompalompas 

A complex gene which can only be located in every second generation of the great humanitarian gifts.A chompa is therefore only found in men which signifies for their greatness in their later lives.Chompalompas is like the avatar which is the power is a reencarnation of a powerful tool.The chompalian gene builds the glands of the penis.Reports and close studies over the years have shown that the chompalompas develops from the ages 5-19 and it is at it's largest at age 20.The chompalian gene cannot be genetically engineered but only can be inherited.Thus the Chompalompas size ranges from 7 cm to 20 cm in a lifetime.The Chompalompas is well known for it's killing abilities where it stretches the fibromuscules of the vagina into ripping and tearing apart thus leading to death of bleeding.

Chuck Norris
Mr.T
Sebastian Bach
and many other Avatars of this great spectale of Chompalompas

Chompalompas by The 7th Chompalompas October 23, 2011

compalomp

washed fortnite player, was one of the best on console and was beating every pro on a laptop. becomes washed on pc and even more washed when he got a girlfriend

Compalomp is washed!

compalomp by twenty4gang February 17, 2022

compcomp 

compcomp means compliment

stop giving me compcomps heheh

compcomp by tenshimya March 31, 2023

Complomply 

1) adj. A bad situation

2) verb. When TrySuperSized gets gaslighted

That's complomply

Complomply by werhjknhdrtjklmfhjkndrk June 21, 2025