CRANK THE MONKEY 

It's when you know something about someone else that sets them off and you bring it up in conversation...you are "cranking the monkey"...kinda like an organ grinder cranks the organ...except you are cranking the monkey instead! It's usually a sore spot with them...something that happened or didn't happened that they are mad about. It's like reopening the "wound". It could also be just a reference to something about them (cosmetic or otherwise) that they are not happy hearing.

I love it when you wear your baseball cap backwards...it's so "mature" looking! Oh...I didn't mean to crank the monkey?

CRANK THE MONKEY by Mike Piskulic September 14, 2006

crank yank

When a guy gets really high on "crank" and then yanks on his pecker until he finishes....usually this session takes quite some time due to him being high on "crank"....

Not again there goes Kevin into the bathroom with a magazine high on "crank*....he'll be in there for quite some time...his crank yanking has gotten way out of hand...

crank yank by tex WHITE October 17, 2018

Crank Dat 

1.Genre of Music in which the lyrical content is severly lacking in pentameter.
2.Gener of Music in which the sole purpose is for people to dance, songs that have thier own distinctive dance.
3.Genre of Music in which young artist partake to become successful.
4.Urban Line Dancing

1. Songs like Crank Dat: Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Aquaman, Incredible Hulk and to some extent Lipgloss
2.Lipgloss, Superman, Aunt Jackie
3. Soulja Boy, Lil Ma Ma, Young Seph, 3rd Flo ect.
4.Crossing of legs, Tapping foots, Pelvic thrusts

Crank Dat by Lance Jeune October 27, 2007

crank skank 

a girl or woman who is addicted to meth or crank that will perform sexual acts for the drug when she is out of money.

Janelle blew Joey for a line of meth. She is a total crank skank.

crank skank by angholio November 5, 2006

Crank Yankers 

A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.

Crank Yankers by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Crank Walk

When the crankshaft of a car has excessive lateral play.

An eclipse is not exactly like a Ferrari, for a Ferrari has no crank walk.

Crank Walk by mr.maps August 10, 2009

Crank that Benjamin 

to do a girl with bifocals on, you pull out and jizz on her hair and electrocute it

that girl was pissing me off so i proceeded to Crank that Benjamin on her

Crank that Benjamin by mister Chad March 24, 2008