Agent astroturfeur

Person who mischievously promotes division in another organisation (generally political) by creating the impression of grassroots support for a contender for a leadership position. See astroturf.

After the Blue Party flopped in the elections, Diane Ale blogged that support for Squirrel Nutkin for leader was growing. She's such an an agent astroturfeur.

by Gus Friar May 18, 2007

leading astray

Leading astray is where you tell a bunch of people abt what someone can do then that person has to be able to do it without you telling them how

I promise bean I won't lead you astray i havent in minuets. Leading astray

by nigward February 1, 2019

On Astro

When you are high as fuck

Person one: bro i was on Astro at the party last night

Person 2: Me too I smoked 2 joints

by reallystoned June 30, 2019

Astroglide

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.

My Girlfriend and I always use Astroglide for anal sex lube because it is the slipperiest.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

Houston Astros

Being the asshole and knowing it is a better fate than an apology that won't fix anything but makes you look better.

The Houston Astros have options, it would be great for them to know they can choose to be the assholes of the league and still survive to another postseason in the future.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

AstroLost

The infinately great ammount of unknowledge that leads someone to be baffled for eternity, in the span of each moment that passes.

KKKam is as lost as an aborted 20 year old.

by Dustin Belleau June 19, 2004

Astroxenophobia

The fear of Aliens or life from other/foreign planets.

Sarah: "I'm scared that one day, an intergalactic invasion happens. I'm afraid aliens would abduct me."
Me: "Perhaps, you've got Astroxenophobia."

by El111893 February 5, 2017