3 definitions by nigward

1% battery

The most common battery percentage for outdated iPhone users. It’s not surprising but just disappointing. Also by itself it last for another 100%

I’ve been at 1% battery for 5 days. I don’t think my phone can die.

by nigward March 3, 2018

Joe:30

Time for a joe/cigarette.

It's always Joe:30

by nigward March 29, 2016

leading astray

Leading astray is where you tell a bunch of people abt what someone can do then that person has to be able to do it without you telling them how

I promise bean I won't lead you astray i havent in minuets. Leading astray

by nigward February 2, 2019