sex

your nine. your too young.

me: who wants sex anyway?

by thickdaddybartholomew June 5, 2021

sex

when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much

they take each others clothes off and daddy takes his long dick
and sticks it up mommy's ass
then he sticks it right into mommy's vagina

last night i couldn't fall asleep so i rolled over and my hand landed on my wife's boobs,
so i undid her bra and held on,
then she rolled around and told me to pull off her thong and just stick my dick up her ass.
that was the weirdest sex I've ever had

by masturbatingmaster January 18, 2020

sex

doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from anyone you're interested in doing unholy things with.

Chad: "Let's sex."
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.

by dogflesh69 January 31, 2021

sex

Something I have never have but I am desperately horny and I get off to Ariana Grande.

Ben: Bro i just had sex for the first time with amanda
Me: *dies inside*

by Gogo seeweed May 10, 2022

sex

Putting the pp into the vv until the pp goes pee pee into the vv

I just had sex with a whore.

by <')))> May 7, 2018

sex

Come on! You know what sex is!

You know what sex is but since you're a horny twat you decided it would be fun to look it up on the Urban Dictionary to see what the definitions would be.

by A_Retard_You_Retard January 15, 2018

sex

Stop looking for sex stories by looking up sex on urban dictionary. You know exactly what it is you horny cunt.

Joe: "I had sex with Alyssa yesterday!"
John: "I doubt that."

by icantfindanyaskers February 23, 2021