Kittastic

An adjective describing that something has a lot of panache, and is very fantastic and cute.

She always does everything with such panache, she is just plain kittastic!

by The Joppily Man April 9, 2009

kitt

something that is cool, fresh or cute

oh my god bonquisha your outfit is so kitt!!!

dude his kicks were so kitt, you should've seen them.

by kirstizzleee June 29, 2016

Kitten

The cutest little ball of joy EVER!!! 😻
A.K.A a baby cat.

They have tiny claws and fangs but they do hurt. Very hard to potty train. 💩

I love kittens.

Kittens are cute.

Kittens are such a handful.

by Furibaby21 June 15, 2018

ertha kitt

cockney rhyming slang for a shit

ere guvnah im dyin for an ertha kitt

by fisserablemuckr April 15, 2007

Paralyzed Kitten

In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.

"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.

by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009

Pear Kitten

A fat Aspie with pepperoni nipples. Frequents Gaia Online, recently featured in a leaked sex tape; lulzy.

"Yo, that fat chick from science got her titties all on my phone."
"Ugh, pear kitten'd."

by Yoman Jabari March 4, 2008

Kite-Flying Parents

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.

Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004