Anyone who gets their first iPhone and is completely clueless about basic features. This is especially common among people who get the iPhone from Verizon and have never experienced a device so powerful.
-Dude I just got the Verizon iPhone, now how do I take a picture?
-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.
-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.
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My cousin have a Verizon phone so he can' t get a Iphone so he uses his iPod touch in public places with Wi-Fi as if it is a iPhone. He is such a iPhone Poser
by Luke1975 September 26, 2009
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Get the iphone 7 mug.sudden sense of fear and loss one experiences when not in immediate contact with the overpriced, much loved, un-insurable and easily lost mobile device.
OMG! I left my iPhone in the bathroom and was in deep iPhone Panic for at least 10 minutes! Then I remembered I sat it down to wash my hands. Whew.
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It includes features such as an HD (760 pixel x-axis) display, 1.4 ghz processor, quad core graphics, a mediocre 8 megapixel camera, TouchID, and a near field communication inductor coil.
Apple claims all features mentioned above are a marvel of engineering and pioneering, however Samsung and Sony released flagships back in 2012 which sported better benchmarks and specifications, for a much less inflated price tag.
It includes features such as an HD (760 pixel x-axis) display, 1.4 ghz processor, quad core graphics, a mediocre 8 megapixel camera, TouchID, and a near field communication inductor coil.
Apple claims all features mentioned above are a marvel of engineering and pioneering, however Samsung and Sony released flagships back in 2012 which sported better benchmarks and specifications, for a much less inflated price tag.
Apple Fan Boy: Hey dude, I bought the new IPhone 6 and 6 Plus!
Android Owner: Really? How much did that cost you?
Apple Fan Boy: It was worth your annual grocery and petty expenses!
Android Owner: All right then. What is its pixel density?
Apple Fan Boy: Pixel density of what?
Android Owner: The display! (duh)
Apple Fan Boy: Ooooh Retina HD!
Android Owner: Nooooo I meant pixels per inch!
Apple Fan Boy: Errrrrrr. 760p
Android Owner: (Facepalm) NOOOOO! It is only 326 pixels per inch! Instead of wasting a thousand dollars on that piece of garbage, you could've picked up the Xperia Z for $199 which has a full HD "retina" display, 13 megapixel camera, quad core one and a half gigahertz processor, and faster quad core graphics! God, what sort of mind control is Crapple using?!?
Android Owner: Really? How much did that cost you?
Apple Fan Boy: It was worth your annual grocery and petty expenses!
Android Owner: All right then. What is its pixel density?
Apple Fan Boy: Pixel density of what?
Android Owner: The display! (duh)
Apple Fan Boy: Ooooh Retina HD!
Android Owner: Nooooo I meant pixels per inch!
Apple Fan Boy: Errrrrrr. 760p
Android Owner: (Facepalm) NOOOOO! It is only 326 pixels per inch! Instead of wasting a thousand dollars on that piece of garbage, you could've picked up the Xperia Z for $199 which has a full HD "retina" display, 13 megapixel camera, quad core one and a half gigahertz processor, and faster quad core graphics! God, what sort of mind control is Crapple using?!?
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Get the iphone 5 mug.The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.
Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.
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