donkey ditch 

n. A roundabout way of saying ass hole. Mostly to be used in the vicinity of little kids.

adj. Of or in the form of an ass hole.

"That was such a donkey ditch move."

"You're a donkey ditch."
"What?"
"It's like asshole... but donkey ditch."

donkey ditch by SomeDudeOnTheInternetWriting December 27, 2011

newmarket ditch 

a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"

age - hey Q
Q - eyy
age - are we giving it a newmarket ditch later?
Q - ahaha yeah sounds good bro

newmarket ditch by Geovan April 13, 2008

double-ditch 

To make another's past actions or words invalid in an insulting or annoying manner.

Aww fuck, she's pregnant? She said she was abstinent. Did she double-ditch?

double-ditch by Kakisho March 14, 2011

IM ding ditch 

saying "hi" to someone and suddenly going away from the keyboard never to respond back

5:30 Ravenflyr934: hi
5:31 Squirrelboy283: Hey hows it goin?
5:40 Squirrelboy283: so you get your finals done yet?
6:20 Squirrelboy283: hello?
8:12 Squirrelboy283: I've been IM ding ditched

IM ding ditch by Flyinsquirrel99 December 20, 2008

TITS-UP IN A DITCH 

A hopeless situation that only gets worse, usually brought about by chance, and from which there appears to be absolutely no escape. bad luckf***** updead endno hope

Used in a fiction by Annie Proulx in the New Yorker June 9&16,2008
TITS-UP IN A DITCH,about the “luck” of a young woman,Dakota who was abandoned by her mother as a baby and raised on a farm by her grandparents. Her grandfather came back to the house one day and said that a cow had tried to climb a steep wet slope that apparently slid out from under her, and had landed on her back in a ditch. “Had me some (bad) luck today” he said. Goddam cow got herself tits-up in a ditch couple days ago. Dead time I found her”.
Dakota goes on to find herself pregnant, married and abandoned by her husband, Sash, who joined the army. Dakota then leaves her baby and also joins the army. Dacota lost an arm, her baby gets killed and Sash ends up in a coma with both legs blown off and half his head gone. Upon returning alone to the farm, Sash’s mother asks Dakota about his condition. Dakota answers “Sash is tits-up in a ditch”. And that is when Dakota began to feel her own decent into the dark watery mud.

TITS-UP IN A DITCH by TuttPutt August 2, 2008

ding dong ditch 

To ring a random person's doorbell and run. Hence "ding dong" ditch.

I played ding dong ditch for hours, until I got caught.

ding dong ditch by FemmeFatale July 2, 2005

senior ditch day 

a day in which all seniors excluding losers decide to ditch school

dude... where are all the seniors?? is it a senior ditch day or something?

senior ditch day by chan lee April 14, 2006