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double-ditch 

To make another's past actions or words invalid in an insulting or annoying manner.
Aww fuck, she's pregnant? She said she was abstinent. Did she double-ditch?
double-ditch by Kakisho March 14, 2011
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dirty double discharge 

Vomiting while pooping or pooping while vomiting.
While sipping back on a little too much of daddy's old scotch, you begin to feel nauseous as your previous meal catches up with you. Then, the real party begins. A mass explosion, with vomit exploding out the front and your feces exiting the rear. Thus, you have begun the ol' dirty double discharge.

Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge 

The move used to counter a Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre. The act involves getting inebriated and then sitting on the toilet, releasing liquid excrement from the anus while vomiting into the sink.
Bro 1: ‘I feel very I’ll’
Bro 2: ‘ he’s definitely gonna do a Mavin Street Double Barrel Discharge’
Bro 3: ‘wow the rats are going to wish they didn’t live in our sewer!’

DoubleDutchReachUnder 

Its when you do a double dutch rudder but the only difference is you cock your leg up so your inside legs are over top of your masturbation hands.
Omfg Me and Jessie went to town on each other last night. we Doubledutchreachunder all freakin night. my leg was right over my neck ! It was so fantabulios ! I was such a nice change up, i was getting tired of those normal DutchRutters.

Cant wait till tomorrow so i can blow my load all over myself again !

Fanboy DoubleDutch 

The evolved form of Fanboy Pattycake. When a public disagreement between two fanboys. Gains a huge audience. That either participate, instigate, or just keeps track of the situation. Due to the overall level of entertainment. This is either done. When the two opponents use high levels of intellect, wit, or slander in their argument. To gain the upper hand in the dispute. The results spread like wild fire. Where entire communities are now involved. This can come to a sudden stop. Once some one steps on the rope or can't continue at that high level.

See Fanboy Pattycake.
Man those 2 been going at it for weeks. I can't stop watching the Fanboy DoubleDutch match. Everytime he responses he take it to the next level. I wonder what he plans to do next.
Fanboy DoubleDutch by TheWon May 21, 2010

DoubleDutch 

When a Dutch guy is drinking a Dutch beer while working late in the office.
Where's Jaap at, is he coming out to the bars tonight?
Nah, deadlines coming up he's probably pulling a DoubleDutch..
DoubleDutch by DDboy October 4, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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