axe handles 

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles

axe handles by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

axl rose with dreads 

not nearly as cool as regular old axl rose. has an obvious and scary face lift. even more of a jerk than normal axl rose

"Those where some ugly ass dreads axl rose had...i mean...dizamn!"

axl rose with dreads by Fireconverse July 2, 2006

Axehole 

When a person sprays a large amount of Axe Body Spray in a locker room in an attempt to mask the smell of terrible B.O.

"I'd rather smell Osama Bin Laden's crack than have to whiff this dreaded axehole infested locker room."

"Grow a pair, faggot."

Axehole by Hi I'm OrdealByFire March 15, 2009

axident 

The unintentional mortal wounding of one lumberjack by another.
The causing of a fatal axe wound

Bob's head was seperated from his body in a terrible axident.

axident by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

axe spray 

One whiff can give you lung infection.

People who spray this shit around should be put away.

they say smoking kills but axe spray fucks you up the ass

axe spray by chairman meowww June 8, 2017

axol

A VERY COOL GUY

axol is my favorite mod!!!!!!!

axol by not axol October 5, 2020

Arendsee's Axiom 

The bad guys are always winning but the good guys always win.

American politics slowly become more progressive despite all the partisan hate mongering. This is a great example of Arendsee's axiom--also, Star Wars.

Arendsee's Axiom by MrRNC June 18, 2011