twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.

Tony Blair is a useless twastard.

by Dibber April 11, 2005

tully twister

when a girl is giving a guy head and she bites/twists his penis while it's in her mouth

I got a rank tully twister from some random girl last night.

by Noway June 18, 2006

Twattering

The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.

Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.

by Richard Drebin December 16, 2008

c3po nipple twister

A C3PO nipple twister is when your blowing a robot and it orgasms so hard that it's chest starts twisting rapidly until it creates a black hole. You then proceed to get sucked into the black hole and live an eternity listening to Allstar with a robot dick in your mouth

Robot: fuck I think I'm about to have a C3PO nipple twister RUN

by Fartfard Connecticut November 15, 2018

Tropicana Twister

A caucasian woman with a round jutting ass. As the old fruit drink promotion stated: Flavor nature never intended, but should've. (Examples: Doris Day; Goldie Hawn; and Stacy Keibler)

I saw "Honeymoon In Vegas" last night and realized Sarah Jessica Parker was a real Tropicana Twister.

by Rumphumper August 19, 2006

toaster oven syndrome

A multipurpose item that fails to perform either function correctly.

I have a boat the suffers from toaster oven syndrome. It's supposed to be a sailboat and a powerboat yet doesn't sail or motor well. I hate using it.

by sailski March 3, 2010

Twister Midget

A young, trashy child that most likely lives in a trailer park.

I saw a crazy woman in Walmart the other day with her seven twister midgets.

by timbalanced December 9, 2009