Bret Stroke

Pronounced "brit stroke". A bret stroke or a bret job is a variation of a hand job. The term was coined because of its similarity to a breast stroke. The jerking motion one uses in a bret job is similar to what a swimmer looks like when they break the surface of the water while performing the breast stroke. The person giving the bret stroke sits either facing the two receivers or sitting in between the receivers. The bret stroker then uses a jerking motion similar to the breast stroke to pleasure the receivers.

1. Lately, all Trent wants to do is sit around on the couch and give Bret Strokes.

by R. Ash February 16, 2009

two-stroke

"two-stroke" is the term used for a male who does not need an exceeding level of sexual stimulation to reach climax. The origin of the phrase "two-stroke" comes from mechanics, but has been cleverly adapted to mean literally someone who only needs two strokes of the penis and they're done. The most common usage of the phrase is as a nickname.

1) Come on, two-stroke, we're goin for a drink.
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!

by Mr Curt September 21, 2006

skronk

The Saskatchewan slang for sex. Mainly used by teenagers, who are obsessed with the subject. Also used more often when catching a couple in a bush at a party.

"Yup, they were definitely skronking. Bare-assed and everything."

by Whitney J May 17, 2005

Choke stroke

Putting a man into a choke hold from behind while giving him a Violent hand job.

My wife choke stroked me last night. I have mixed feelings..

by Yosuganosora June 9, 2016

stonking

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

by devilboy December 3, 2004

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you up to your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of 1:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 17, 2019

back stroke

back stroke is game. A mans game, something that keeps a woman around.
also is a sexual inuendo.

"oh papi, i sit and, think about, all of the, things that we go trough, and i wonder why i stay, gotta be something in your backstroke"<~~~~~Teedra moses

by kristin Exeter job Corps Academy April 8, 2005