haffin

To actively smoke something.

Hey Tom what have you been doing all day?

"I have been haffin some weed"

by Deucewitt April 1, 2008

Heffer

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station June 1, 2012

hamfest

An annual ham radio festival that includes a flea market, prizes, and seminars.

I went to the Vienna Wireless hamfest and picked up a nice HF/VHF transciever.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 10, 2004

Fart Huffer

A person who smells their own farts.
Commonly used as an insult such as a cartoon of Bill Gates fighting Steve Jobs:

Steve Jobs: "NOOGIES FOR THE NERD! Everyone knows PCs are for fart huffers and Macs get you laid!"
Bill: That's just what you want them to think.
Steve: Death to conventional thinking! *Flips desk* *Fight ensues*

by BristolBrick May 20, 2016

Huffed

When the number of years doing something exceeds the number of years you have been alive.

Guys I told them I huffed my time spent on this project, and they extend my deadline.

by PhilAngelo April 2, 2019

heffer

Sarah* Callender

"guyzzzzzz im sucha heffer"

by Suck me now May 24, 2004

Hafeezah

Someone who is lazy likes instant noodles and has a serious anime addiction

Im feeling like a hafeezah today

by Instantnoodlesmakemetired September 8, 2021