Cumbrella

When you cum vertically and gravity makes it fall to the earth in the shape of an umbrella.

Chris ' cumbrella soaked Laura in salty goodness and he definitely isn't her brother.

by Sarah Chisholm May 31, 2016

cumbarn

Legal word in Scrabble. Noun: a person who stores cum in their body that would rival the storage of a barn.

That girl was a real cumbarn

by Muroka November 26, 2016

Cumbarded

To be profusely ejaculated on . To excessively ejaculate on someone multiple times

Chelsea was well versed in kama sutra before I knew it I had cumbarded her all over .

by Denerothagreat916 February 21, 2017

cumbersome cabbage

Another name for marijuana

You smokin that Devils lettuce, that Mary Jane, that sticky icky, that cumbersome cabbage

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

cumberfuck

Cumbersome + fuck
Extremely cumbersome

This situation is such a cumberfuck

by TriniLB June 18, 2017

Cumberhunt

How you would describe fangirls on their way to see Benedict Cumberbatch, preferably from the point of view from a parent of these fans or friends (someone outside of the fandom) but fangirls tend to use this term instead of stalking.

Mother of fangirl- ''what are you up to? where are you going?''
Fan- ''oh! turns out the guy who plays sherlock is filming here, i'm off to go cumberhunting!''

by cumberfuck April 22, 2018

Cumberland cutlery

A spoon in the ass and a knife in the shaft(dick) for sexual stimulation of a guy.

Jena gave Chandler the Cumberland cutlery in bed last night.

by jrb5 May 29, 2018