cumbarn

Legal word in Scrabble. Noun: a person who stores cum in their body that would rival the storage of a barn.

That girl was a real cumbarn

by Muroka November 26, 2016

Cumbargo

When one is denied of ejaculation.

Charlotte gave her lover a cumbargo for three days before he fucked her brains out.

cumbargoed cumbanned

by NoBush January 9, 2018

cumbarf

When a chick gives you head, causing a heavy ejaculation involving a massive load, too much to swallow, the girl has to barf -> Cumbarf

Carl: You got any action last night Layne?
Layne: Yeah dude, my bitch gave me an excellent blow job last night, but she got fucking cumbarf again!
Carl: Eeeyyww gross!!!

Layne smiles

by DrLame August 4, 2006

cumburn

when you ejaculate and your penis is burning so you sit on the toilet waiting to piss.

"i was fucking a girl last night and it went shit"
"you have cumburn?"
"yeah"

by "Mike has sideman syndrome" April 9, 2016

Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.

I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!

by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014

Cumbernauld Sausage

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.

That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.

by Dusky Seaside September 7, 2013

cumbernauld

A failed nuclear experiment now populated by zombies, junkies and neds. High teen birthrate and stabbing capital of the central belt combined with a stinking town centre Cumbernauld is probably the most disgusting area in Scotland. Also home to some of the worlds most formidable young teams, such as Abronhills violent “AYT” and of course their bitter rivals, the “CYF” of nearby Carbrain. Good diss tracks though.

If you fancy keeping your head on your shoulders, don’t visit Cumbernauld

by Seng@ December 30, 2019