cheddarporn

1. (noun) an underground porn fetish that features prominently the cheddar-like smeg that accumulates under the foreskin on an unwashed penis. a popular scene in cheddarporn involves making women lick the "cheddar" off a mans penis.

2. (adjective) the quality of or pertaining to cheddarporn.

3. (adjective) of very high quality. (derived from the characteristically high quality of cheddarporn compared to more mainstream types of pornography).

here check this out, marty k went to amsterdam and bagged us some really hardcore cheddarporn.

check out the cheddar on that guys cock! she's not gonna eat that surely???!! fucking right she did too, this is the best cheddarporn ive ever seen.

this smack is fucking cheddarporn (ie of high quality)

while the plot is hardly original, the narrative is well-structured and the cinematography is absolutely cheddarporn

by dangerous dave (unofficial) December 12, 2008

cheedar

Cash, Money, Dollars
It's also a white or orange soft cheese.

Looks sitting right hairy like a wool sweater
Seems like ever since I start stackin cheedar

by Mile'S January 12, 2008

chesea jenkins

Look, it's bad enough that you're defining some random moron that no one's ever heard of, but you can't even spell her damn name right?!

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

man cheddar

Synonym for the word "penis". Often used humorously and in a sarcastic manner.

Kevin slapped his man cheddar around in an effort to arouse himself, but quickly realized that this was his ninth time masturbating in one day and went to go cry in his little corner at the pathetic life he lived as a chronic masturbater.

Bob's odd bulge that Tedd noticed in PE class turned out to be his ridiculously large man cheddar.

lolomfg u sed "man chedar" lol liek taht iz so moar funier tahn "penis"!1!!!nine-eleven!1!!!

by who iz Diseeze March 12, 2008

chedda

1. Cash, often procured through suspect means.

2. Cheese.

"I got the sickest vendetta, when it comes to the chedda" 50 cent.

by slammer September 21, 2006

Cheddar

Slang term for Marijuana near the Pennsylvania and Ohio border.

Somebody go buy the Cheddar for the party tonight.
Roll that Cheddar up.

by bigronniloc June 13, 2009

Cheddar Apple

A large cheesey bell-end

Valery wasn't going down on Peter till he washed his cock, she didn't like the taste of cheddar apples.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004