slammer's definitions

go rooney

1. To go crazy when dissappointed or pissed off. Derived from Wayne Rooney- the english soccer player renowned for losing his shit on the football pitch.

"hey- your brother borrowed your jacket"
"fuck -i'll go rooney on him when i see him next!"
OR
'if the bus doesn't come soon i'm gonna go rooney!'

by slammer April 22, 2006

Dirty Ride

When you have anal sex with a person that hasn't wiped thier ass properly

Gee it wasn't much fun having a dirty ride with DJ Flash Gordon!

by Slammer July 5, 2004

Dirty Ride

when an anal recipient doesn't clean their ass out properly and shit flys everywhere during the pounding.

Hoon just told me he "had a dirty ride" with another famous DJ

by Slammer July 5, 2004

bombshell

(n)
1. A revelation that that registers upmost surprise due to its randomness and unbelievability.

2. Unexplained absence without due notice.

1. Me "How's this for a bombshell- I fucked that old battler last night after everyone lashed"

You "dooooooooooo bang!"

2. Me "you coming to work tomorrow"
You "nah, i might bomshell that shift in the morning"
Me "doooooooooo bang!"

by Slammer March 11, 2005

wooza

Your bloody penis.

"My wooza may be short, but the bastard is a real munter 'cos it has heaps of width"

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"

"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"

by Slammer September 1, 2003

gukkums

An exclamation conveying disgust. Probably derived from 'goo' and/or 'gooey'.

You've got a squished rotten banana on your hands. Gukkums!

by slammer June 15, 2004