bell-end

1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.

I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

bell-end

My neighbour is one. And so is her entire family. They are known as a flock of Bell-ends.

"Oi, you're all Bell-ends". This is an example of me saying hello to the family next door.

by sebastian johansonson January 15, 2006

bell-end

A fame-hungry, bigoted, economically illiterate idiot, especially one whose hair or face is shaped like a sexual organ. In particular, Donald Trump.

Did you see that bell-end on the TV debate last night? He makes Sarah Palin look like a sensible candidate. Well, not really.

by garozzo May 12, 2011

Bell End

The head of the male penis. The glans.

Do you wanna see my bell end?

by Frank November 23, 2002

bell end

A term used to call someone an idiot or retard. This can also be known as the end of a penis, penis looks like the end, end etc.

You missed the ball, you bell end!

by your mums anal blast February 14, 2009

bell end

the end of ones cock

Mr. Oller you are a right bell end.........and also get a hair cut!

by el tit face July 29, 2003

Bell End

The end of a man's beast.

Sadaam is a bell-end. Sort him out.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003