cheddarporn

1. (noun) an underground porn fetish that features prominently the cheddar-like smeg that accumulates under the foreskin on an unwashed penis. a popular scene in cheddarporn involves making women lick the "cheddar" off a mans penis.

2. (adjective) the quality of or pertaining to cheddarporn.

3. (adjective) of very high quality. (derived from the characteristically high quality of cheddarporn compared to more mainstream types of pornography).

here check this out, marty k went to amsterdam and bagged us some really hardcore cheddarporn.

check out the cheddar on that guys cock! she's not gonna eat that surely???!! fucking right she did too, this is the best cheddarporn ive ever seen.

this smack is fucking cheddarporn (ie of high quality)

while the plot is hardly original, the narrative is well-structured and the cinematography is absolutely cheddarporn

by dangerous dave (unofficial) December 12, 2008

Cheddaronga

Noun: A mythical creature of Anglo/Arab/Slavic origin that haunts children and adults who neglect their parents. A parent calls upon Cheddaronga to find their child. Once the child is located, Cheddaronga will knock on the door asking to be let in. If the person lets them in, they will die.

"Oh man... I have to call my mom ASAP! Cheddaronga came to my door last night, but I didn't let her in".

by Oye1942 June 7, 2017

cheddercorn

A person or persons who has the texture of chedder and corn and the complexities of both resulting in one who is easily indentifiable as two faced.

Man, I never realised what a cheddercorn that chick was!

by anomyonous March 27, 2008