Cheddar Apple

Valery wasn't going down on Peter till he washed his cock, she didn't like the taste of cheddar apples.
by Wall33 March 04, 2004
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sweetcorn itch

the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.
Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.
by Wall33 March 04, 2004
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