Definitions by Wall33

Cheddar Apple 

A large cheesey bell-end

Valery wasn't going down on Peter till he washed his cock, she didn't like the taste of cheddar apples.

Cheddar Apple by Wall33 March 4, 2004

sweetcorn itch

the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.

Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.

sweetcorn itch by Wall33 March 4, 2004