Begels

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.

I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle. My target is piccolo

by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020

Beagle

The best dog for a single gay man.

Hey I had a tough breakup with my last bf, you should get a beagle

by Gay beagle September 19, 2020

Beagle

I person who responds to emotions and/or stress by eating (or overeating).

Sorry, I finished the cheesecake. You know I am a Beagle.

by Global Normad September 22, 2020

Bealed

When you are playing a 15 year old game and your main tank quits mid fight after being verbally sexually assaulted. It can also refer to an ancient technique of manipulating genitals in young able primates.

Damn dude i think the whole raid just got bealed...

by long dong withers October 22, 2020

Begain

An event: when Bronte thinks something is a word when its apparently not. Apparently

A BEGAIN happened at school today.

by Smallchild November 26, 2020

begaphone

An amplified speaking-device dat someone uses to solicit charity from anyone in da general vicinity.

I always try to help others who are truly in need, but if someone requesting help is assailing everyone's eardrums by hollering into a begaphone, dat would definitely be a turn-off for me.

by QuacksO December 4, 2020

beagle

1. A term used to describe any dog that is beautiful and/or regal in its appearance. Used as a sign of affection.

2. Common name for watercraft, particularly research or fishing vessels.

1. Did you see Leo playing with his toy this this morning? What a beagle!

2. Charles Darwin's vessel was named the "Beagle", therefore, a smaller yet more maneuverable craft might be named the "Sneaky Beagle".

by Showerpal December 18, 2020