Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.
I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.
Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle. My target is piccolo
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.
Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle. My target is piccolo
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I always try to help others who are truly in need, but if someone requesting help is assailing everyone's eardrums by hollering into a begaphone, dat would definitely be a turn-off for me.
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2. Common name for watercraft, particularly research or fishing vessels.
2. Common name for watercraft, particularly research or fishing vessels.
1. Did you see Leo playing with his toy this this morning? What a beagle!
2. Charles Darwin's vessel was named the "Beagle", therefore, a smaller yet more maneuverable craft might be named the "Sneaky Beagle".
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