by Smallchild November 26, 2020
Get the Begain mug.Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love
Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022
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by _l4z3r_ November 4, 2020
Get the begging kink mug.A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.
Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.
Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.
Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.
by Eulero June 19, 2022
Get the It never began mug.hidgens: siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA
emma: wHat
paul: wHaAAaAaaAAAaaT
hidgens: i sAID SING GODDAMNiT
mOANA MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY
consider the coconut
HU-HU
consider its tREES
uh god gives us what wE-
aND NO OnE leAVES
the circle of life
emma: wHat
paul: wHaAAaAaaAAAaaT
hidgens: i sAID SING GODDAMNiT
mOANA MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY
consider the coconut
HU-HU
consider its tREES
uh god gives us what wE-
aND NO OnE leAVES
the circle of life
by pigfarts pigfarts yum yum yum April 24, 2019
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by Arsixma July 18, 2020
Get the e-begging mug.when ur powersliding onto a 1-way street that has a 15-mph school speed limit, ur going 100 mph, and the preschoolers are crossing the street
Obi-wan: "Wait, Anakin....dont go there................................. NNOOONNOONONONNO *sigh*
Anakin: "This is where the fun begins."
Anakin: "This is where the fun begins."
by No U (xd) October 28, 2018
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