Shady Cat 

A boyfriend that is hiding something or doing things they're not supposed to behind your back.

Chris is a shady cat! Thinks he can talk to girls behind my back!!! Well I'm shining light on yo' shade bitch!

Shady Cat by Babycakez0207 February 9, 2009

smash on your cat 

To have sex with a woman's vaginal entrance.

Bradley likes to smash on every girl's cat.

Can I smash on your cat, just once?

smash on your cat by Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 9, 2005

Throw the Cat 

A simple solution for all problems in life.

Person 1: Why wont you watch Coraline with me.
Person 2: Fine, just tell me one good lesson I could get from it!
Person 1: When all else fails... THROW THE CAT!!! >:D

Throw the Cat by Creeper Jones August 28, 2009

swing a cat 

It derives from the British Royal Navy when the punishment of whipping with a cat of nine tails was administered on the poop or upper deck of a ship as on the main decks below there wasn't room to swing a cat

i.e. a confined space may be defined as not having enough room to swing a cat

swing a cat by Bob Ventham May 4, 2008

clarkey cat 

A narcotic frequently mentioned in the satire television programme "Brass Eye"

"have you got any clarkey cat? I don't want to end up on a quack handle"

clarkey cat by John-O October 4, 2003

this cat

said with a small grin when you must marvel at another guys ingenuity, stupidness, or ridiculousness, or any other idiocy

me: i'm tryna bang the hostess at the margarita bar. that makes a trifecta.

will: .... this cat...

this cat by d-ness January 15, 2008

Lazy Cat 

A Lazy cat is used to describe lazy people who are usually messy, "sick", and offensive.

Mom: Michele, please clean your room.

Michele: FINE! *put the empty coke can in the freezer* Okay! I'm done!

Mom: *sigh* You are such a LAZY CAT!

Lazy Cat by dictionarymaster7576 March 12, 2011